DID KARKAT RAPE JOHN? TM And IG Investigate. Pt. 1

I TELLOS AM THE NARRORATOR OF TEH INVESTIGATION

WELL NOW THIS IS WHERE JOHN TELLS US WHAT HAPPEND.
CURRENT ectoBiologist [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEB:
CTM: pfft why the face ¿~
CEB: idk
CTM: ! bet yöu arre annöyedd that ! !n\/!tedd yöu, :/~
CEB: nope
CTM: höw cöuldd yöu nöt ¿~
CEB: i had to get away from karkat's chat
CEB: hes.. insane
CTM: öhh ! zzee..~
CEB: he keeps raping me :/
CTM: öhh my gög ö.ö~
CEB: i know
CEB: and then he sent me weird pictures
CTM: wöa ö _O~
CEB: one was a porn gif
CTM: ! ddönt e\/en..~
CIG: &_~ O_O ~~
CEB: that looked like me and dave
CEB: it hurt to see
CTM: aww :c~
CIG: &_~ ou... ~~
CIG: &_~ what else did he do? : ( ~~
CEB: at first he tackle hugged me
CEB: then he licked my neck
CEB: then he kissed my cheek
CEB: and sent me the porn gif
CEB: sent me a lobster gif
CTM: öhh.. öhh my~
CIG: &_~ wow... ~~
CEB: and sent me a dave x john pic. he said "john is a milker" with it
CTM: pfft, thatzz nöt n!ce~
CEB: and then sent me another dave x john and yelled the whole time that im cute
CEB: i had to escape
CIG: &_~ oh god, he's mad... : ( ~~
CEB: yeah
CEB: what are your names?
CTM: !m tellözz ~
CIG: &_~ I'm Lagoon : ) ~~
CEB: cool names
CTM: thankzz ~
CIG: &_~ thanks ^^ ~~
CEB: so whats up?
( KARKAT ENTERS THE CHAT )
CIG: &_~ oh, another one who joins us... ~~
CTM: uhh öhh ö.ö~
CEB: O_O
CTM: ö _ ö~

(THIS IS WHERE I TALK TO KARKAT ALONE)
-- temptedMisery [TM] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 07:28 --
[07:28] TM: jöhn töldd me what yöu dd!dd, wöw brrö wöw~
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now an idle chum! --
[07:29] CG: WHAT/
[07:30] TM: pfft yöu knöw~
[07:31] CG: NO I DON'T
[07:32] TM: he zza!dd yöu zzent h!m pörrn andd l!ckedd h!zz neck~
[07:32] TM: andd k!zzzzedd h!m~
[07:32] CG: WHAT THE FUCK
[07:32] CG: NO
[07:32] TM: well thatzz what he zza!dd... !zz he ly!ng ¿~

SO HE DENIES IT HMM??

(I TELL MY COLIGUE LAGOON THE WHOLE SCOOP)
[07:34] TM: hezz talk!n tö me andd he dden!ezz e\/erryth!ng~
[07:34] IG: &_~ ha ha ha ha ha xD ~~
[07:35] TM: BEST INVESTIGATION EVER~
[07:35] TM: DID KK RAPE JOHN ¿~
[07:35] TM: LETS FIND OUT~
[07:35] TM: ddun ddun ddun~

(THE CONVERSATION CONTINUES)
CEB: ...
CEB: i have to go home now
CEB: goodbye
CIG: &_~ wait, no! ~~
CTM: ö-ö~
CEB: um
CEB: okay
CEB: why?
CIG: &_~ this has just begun... : ( ~~
CEB: no words yet though
CEB:
CTM: ö-ö~
CIG: &_~ well... he's not trolling you... here, at least ~~
CEB: .....................
CIG: &_~ he doesn't want to talk, though... ~~
CEB: im guess he hate me now
CEB: *hates
CEB: im just gonna... go
CIG: &_~ oh : ( ~~
CTM: awwh jöhn ddönt gö. yöurr awezzöme. :ö~
CEB: bye :/
CEB: it feels awkward though
CTM: öhh, well ! undderrzztandd.. talk tö yöu laterr örr zzömth!ng.. ö-ö~
CEB ceased responding to memo.

SO DID JOHN MAKE THIS UP AND RUN? OR WAS HE AFRAID KARKAT WOULD STRIKE AGAIN?

THE MYSTERY WILL BE SOLVED..
IN PART TWO
DUN DUN DUN