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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 01:34 --
[01:34] TG: sup
[01:34] EB: hey
[01:36] TG: i wanted to tell you something
[01:37] EB: what is it?
[01:37] TG: well
[01:37] EB: well what
[01:38] TG: i love you
[01:38] EB: uhhh no homo
[01:39] TG: no all of the homo
[01:39] EB: no dave no
[01:40] TG: john you mean everything to me
[01:40] TG: i want you
[01:41] EB: im sorry but no homo
[01:41] TG: john please
[01:41] TG: i am risking my coolness for this
[01:42] TG: john my heart beats just for you
[01:43] EB: im in love with someone
[01:43] TG: oh
[01:43] TG: ...
[01:43] EB: and that someone is you
[01:44] -- turntechGodhead's [TG'S] face turns completely red --
[01:44] TG: really?
[01:44] EB: yes dave really
[01:45] -- turntechGodhead [TG] kisses john --
[01:45] -- ectoBiologist [EB] kisses dave back --
[01:47] TG: i would risk all my coolness if it meant being with you
[01:48] -- ectoBiologist [EB] blushes and looks at the ground --
[01:51] -- turntechGodhead [TG] hugs john --
[01:53] -- ectoBiologist [EB] hugs him back --
[01:58] TG: so
[01:59] TG: what now
[02:01] EB: ohh uhh i dont know
[02:01] -- ectoBiologist [EB] bites bottom lip --
[02:01] TG: .
[02:08] EB: we could uhh watch a movie
[02:08] TG: okay
[02:08] TG: what do you want to watch bro
[02:11] -- ectoBiologist [EB] thinks of a movie to watch --
[02:14] -- turntechGodhead [TG] waits --
[02:14] EB: how about titanic
[02:14] TG: k
[02:15] -- ectoBiologist [EB] puts movie in and sits by dave --
[02:17] -- turntechGodhead [TG] wraps arm around john --
[02:18] -- ectoBiologist [EB] rests head on daves shoulder --
[02:20] -- turntechGodhead [TG] halfway through the movie he turns to john and starts kissing him --
[02:24] -- turntechGodhead [TG] pushes john down and gets ontop of him --
[02:26] -- ectoBiologist [EB] wraps arm around daves neck --
[02:26] -- turntechGodhead [TG] takes off his shades and looks into johns eyes --
[02:26] TG: (( *LE GASP* ))
[02:27] EB: (( *super le gasp* ))
[02:29] -- ectoBiologist [EB] looks back into daves eyes and face gets red --
[02:31] -- turntechGodhead [TG] smirks and tugs johns shirt off of him --
[02:33] -- ectoBiologist [EB] blushes even more --
[02:33] EB: dave i dont know about this
[02:33] TG: oh?
[02:35] -- ectoBiologist [EB] looks away --
[02:35] EB: we are so young, but if you really want to then..
[02:35] TG: oh come on john
[02:35] TG: like age matters
[02:37] -- ectoBiologist [EB] looks into his eyes --
[02:37] EB: and im a ..uhh.. you know..
[02:37] TG: ...
[02:38] TG: come on john just say it
[02:38] TG: jesus
[02:38] EB: im uhh.. im uhh...
[02:38] EB: im a virgin
[02:39] TG: thats fine
[02:39] TG: youll just have to lose your virginity to your best bro haha
[02:40] -- ectoBiologist [EB] sighs --
[02:40] EB: ok...
[02:40] EB: but please be gentle..
[02:40] TG: dont worry john
[02:41] -- turntechGodhead [TG] kisses john again --
[02:42] -- ectoBiologist [EB] pulls him in even closer and kisses back --
[02:42] -- turntechGodhead [TG] slips off johns pants --
[02:43] -- ectoBiologist [EB] blush deepens --
[02:44] TG: egbert your dick is fucking huge
[02:47] -- ectoBiologist [EB] tries to hide it --
[02:47] EB: sh-shut up dave
[02:47] -- turntechGodhead [TG] licks it --
[02:48] -- ectoBiologist [EB] clenches his hands and lets out a small moan --
[02:49] TG: haha you like that john
[02:50] -- ectoBiologist [EB] tries to hide his face with his hands from embarrisment --
[02:52] -- turntechGodhead [TG] licks johns dick some more and starts to suck --
[02:55] -- ectoBiologist [EB] back arches off the ground and moans loudly --
[02:55] EB: ah' da-dave
[02:56] TG: shhhh
[02:57] EB: how can i be so quiet when it feels so good
[02:58] TG: hehehe
[03:00] -- turntechGodhead [TG] pulls down own pants and rubs dick against johns --
[03:02] -- ectoBiologist [EB] closes his fingers in daves hair and moans louder --
[03:02] -- turntechGodhead [TG] kisses john --
[03:03] -- ectoBiologist [EB] kisses dave back --
[03:04] TG: john youve been a bad boy havent you
[03:04] TG: ill just have to punish you
[03:07] EB: oh-ok
[03:08] EB: ((ohh dave XD))
[03:08] TG: (( x] hpe your havin fun babe ))
[03:08] TG: spread your legs egbert
[03:10] -- ectoBiologist [EB] spreads legs --
[03:10] TG: you ready for my big cock or you want me to start small
[03:12] EB: i guess start s-small
[03:12] TG: k
[03:13] -- turntechGodhead [TG] slides a finger inside john --
[03:15] -- ectoBiologist [EB] squirms --
[03:15] EB: that feels uncomfortable
[03:15] TG: just relax
[03:17] EB: oh-ok
[03:17] -- ectoBiologist [EB] tries to relax --
[03:17] TG: cause if you cant take this you definitely wont be able to take my cock
[03:19] EB: i..can take it
[03:19] TG: you sure
[03:20] TG: we can stop now egbert
[03:20] EB: i-im fine
[03:20] EB: i can do this..
[03:21] TG: k then
[03:23] -- turntechGodhead [TG] slips another finger into john --
[03:24] -- ectoBiologist [EB] starts to moan in pleasure --
[03:26] TG: i just love the sound of your moaning..
[03:28] -- ectoBiologist [EB] moans even more --
[03:29] -- turntechGodhead [TG] slips third finger in and kisses john --
[03:31] -- ectoBiologist [EB] moans as they kiss --
[03:32] -- turntechGodhead [TG] runs fingers through johns hair with free hand --
[03:38] -- ectoBiologist [EB] leans into the touch --
[03:38] TG: so do you think youre ready
[03:39] EB: yes.. i think i am dave..
[03:41] TG: positive john
[03:41] EB: yes
[03:42] -- turntechGodhead [TG] slides his fingers out and slowly slides his giant COCK in --
[03:44] TG: does it hurt john
[03:47] -- ectoBiologist [EB] makes hands into fists and lets out a low shaky breath --
[03:48] EB: y-yes
[03:48] EB: it hurts...
[03:48] TG: relax and get used to it john
[03:49] -- ectoBiologist [EB] tries to deal with the pain --
[03:50] TG: if at any time you cant stand it then just tell me okay
[03:50] TG: i dont want to hurt you too much
[03:51] EB: no.. i can deal with it..
[03:52] TG: no john youre body is delicate like thin glass
[03:56] EB: dave... trust me..
[03:56] TG: okay john
[03:57] TG: but i wont forgive myself if i end up really hurting you
[03:58] EB: trust me, you wont
[03:59] TG: you sure
[04:01] EB: im very sure, i love you dave.
[04:03] TG: i love you too john
[04:07] -- ectoBiologist [EB] blushes --
[04:11] -- turntechGodhead [TG] starts going in and out slowly --
[04:12] -- ectoBiologist [EB] moans in pleasure --
[04:20] -- turntechGodhead [TG] rubs johns dick and kisses him --
[04:22] -- ectoBiologist [EB] kisses him back and moans --
[04:24] TG: so hows it feel getting banged by your best bro john
[04:26] EB: it feels...r-really good
[04:26] TG: im glad you like it
[04:26] TG: but it gets better
[04:29] EB: i-it does??
[04:29] TG: of course it does
[04:29] TG: were just starting
[04:31] EB: w-wow really?
[04:31] TG: yeah john
[04:31] TG: and im not even going that fast yet
[04:34] EB: w-well.... what are y-you waiting for?
[04:34] -- ectoBiologist [EB] grins --
[04:34] -- turntechGodhead [TG] quickens pace --
[04:35] -- ectoBiologist [EB] moans in extreme pleasure --
[04:35] EB: this f-feels so good dave
[04:36] TG: hehe
[04:42] TG: hit me john
[04:45] EB: h-hit you?
[04:50] TG: yes hit me
[04:50] TG: as hard as you possibly can
[04:50] EB: d-dave i dont think i can
[04:51] TG: why john
[04:53] EB: i dont think i could hurt you
[04:55] TG: please do it john
[04:58] -- ectoBiologist [EB] hits dave as hard as he can --
[05:00] TG: hit me..
[05:00] EB: again?
[05:00] TG: yes
[05:01] -- ectoBiologist [EB] hits dave again --
[05:01] -- turntechGodhead [TG] enjoys the pain of his best bro hitting him --
[05:03] EB: you like me hitting you dave?
[05:04] TG: i love you hitting me..
[05:05] EB: i dont love hitting you but.. if it makes you happy.. ill hit you as much as you want me to
[05:05] TG: if you dont want to hit me john thats perfectly fine
[05:08] EB: no.. im not a p-pussy ill hit you, and ill do anything else you want, i love you.
[05:12] TG: i love you too...
[05:12] -- turntechGodhead [TG] kisses john again and speeds up a lot more --
[05:14] -- ectoBiologist [EB] screams in pleasure --
[05:18] TG: get ready john
[05:18] TG: and hang on to me
[05:20] -- ectoBiologist [EB] hangs on to dave really tightly --
[05:20] -- turntechGodhead [TG] cums inside of john --
[05:24] -- ectoBiologist [EB] screams even louder --
[05:25] EB: dave.. that was.. amazing
[05:25] TG: j-john..
[05:25] EB: yeah dave?
[05:25] TG: i love you
[05:26] -- turntechGodhead [TG] kisses john --
[05:26] EB: i love you to
[05:26] -- ectoBiologist [EB] kisses back --
[05:27] TG: we got this shit everywhere
[05:28] EB: yeah.. we did..
[05:29] TG: its all sticky too
[05:29] EB: y-yeah..
[05:35] TG: oh the movies over
[05:36] EB: it went by so fast.. and that was a long movie haha
[05:36] TG: yeah it was
[05:38] EB: we should watch movies more often dave
[05:39] TG: haha yeah
[05:40] -- ectoBiologist [EB] cuddles dave --
I was John
And some eally..REALLY nice guy was Dave.
:iconpervydaveplz: X :iconpervyjohnplz:
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:iconnekobunny1:
nekobunny1 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Filmographer
I just...i don't understand, All of this is done is Pesterchum XDDD
I love it oh my gosh
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:iconriahrikashitsune12:
riahrikashitsune12 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
VwV this is very cute, I like it!
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:iconangelinadraws:
angelinadraws Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD
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:iconsburbanlove:
Sburbanlove Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god
My feels broke 
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:iconmadhatbunnie:
MadHatBunnie Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
hfipuwehepuihpiuhihiygotfygiuhouihiuboybhbiybiuhiu so beautiful. 
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:iconplasitctoast:
PlasitcToast Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF F  F F FF F  F F F Your so lucky someone was that nice .w.
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Rosemart1 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Student
this is thu wuerst fanfik evr i hate iiit delit er il kil u
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:iconpixelmarexx:
pixelmarexx Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student General Artist
You can not spell my friend, you should go back to year one.
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:iconrosemart1:
Rosemart1 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student
That was just a joke lol. I was on the phone with her and she told me to write it xDDDDDD
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:iconn0t3z:
n0T3Z Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaahhhh... They did the sexting..... :iconovariesexplosionplz: oh not again!
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:iconsburbanlove:
Sburbanlove Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
OTP.
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:icongirlanimeisthenewthi:
GirlAnimeIsTheNewThi Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Only one complaint they said I love you ALOT but what I LOVED was that dave was a masochist. 
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:iconcind3rp3lt:
Cind3rp3lt Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YES 
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:iconmytom101:
Mytom101 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Mah OTP!!!!! X3
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:iconcantthinkofusername1:
cantthinkofusername1 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OMG I FRIKEN LOVED THIS
but...
erm...
you may want to put up the sensor bar...
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:iconmisteria2477:
Misteria2477 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Omg I'm listening to totalspiffage can't you feel the gay tonight. Best thing ever!
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:icontegh987:
Tegh987 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
OMG I love that shipping ahhhhh so kawaii!!!!!!!
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:icondisspit:
Disspit Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
la vida es mejor con davejohn -o johndave- <3<3 
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MoonStar34 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Omfg, I sent the same comment twice o . o
Ignore that e . o
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:iconmoonstar34:
MoonStar34 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
This is like
The best John x Dave fanfic evar~ q u q
:iconpervydaveplz: x :iconpervyjohnplz: FTW. e//w//e b
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:iconenjaru-chan:
Enjaru-chan Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
OH GOD I CAN'T FINISH NOSEBLEED IT TOO BAD (BLUSHING UNCONTROLLABLY AND SHAKING LIKE A FUCKIN LEAF)!!!!!
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homestuckrocksanime Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
wow...uh...i love it
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:iconlunarexorcist:
lunarExorcist Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes it was sooo cute i love this couple(just so great together)
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:iconnepetalejion456:
nepetalejion456 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Pepsicola
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:iconlololololololololo93:
lololololololololo93 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist
...Okay.
I wanna watch movies with Dave and John..
:XD:
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:iconjemania:
Jemania Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
My Gog! We have to roleplay sometime!
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:iconfladrefollower:
fladrefollower Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Masochistic Dave........how strangely fitting. Love the roleplay by the way.
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:iconlololololololololo93:
lololololololololo93 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist
That's exactly what I was thinking..
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:icontayloryagami33:
tayloryagami33 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love how Dave loves john to hit him XD
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:iconchiyokosakurai:
chiyokosakurai Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Omg ... MOAR!!! Lol! XD
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:iconterezi34:
Terezi34 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Love it <3
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:iconkarkat456:
karkat456 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
.............................. this is............... AWESOME!!!!!
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:iconectobiollogist:
ectoBiollogist Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
more movies please... (hehehe)
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:icongreacer:
greacer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
That was sooooooo cute
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:icontentailedfox:
tentailedfox Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
<===-has that face but with blush and smile-
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:iconnuclearsharingan:
NuclearSharingan Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
i don't get the "hit me" part ewe... but i agree with john that they are to young... or john is, he is only 13 years old and dave is 14.... but still ewe
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:icontarashaw:
tarashaw Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student Artist
:iconpervykarkatplz: CAN I JOIN?
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:iconcircusmonster21:
CircusMonster21 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...Well then. Lame as hell but in a ironicly cool way
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LazyGreaserLeoGrace Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
Only took them 5 minutes~! :3
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:iconmanashiku:
manashiku Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ope yep they just fucked to the sounds of people jumpin off ships :3
Thats was really awesome :3
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:iconpatience-chii:
Patience-Chii Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao yup c8
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:iconbunsdream:
BunsDream Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
MUWAHAHAHAHA MORE MOVIES PLEASE! *eats popcorn*
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Patience-Chii Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
there will be more movies x3
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:iconbunsdream:
BunsDream Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpervygamzeeplz: good cuz I wanna watch them~
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Patience-Chii Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao
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