I WON AGAINST THE MIGHTY DAVE STRIDER

-- temptedMisery [TM] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 08:13 --
[08:13] TM: hellö~
[08:13] TG: can i help you
[08:13] TM: yeah, ! am börredd andd ! am gö!ng tö talk tö yöu.~
[08:15] TG: ok well good luck with that
[08:15] TG: you seem sure of yourself
[08:15] TG: itd suck if something were to happen to that theory of yours
[08:16] TM: pfft yeah !m ssurre öf mysself andd ! ddönt needd yöurr lucck.~
[08:17] TG: cool
[08:17] TG: one catch
[08:17] TG: im about to bail
[08:17] TM: ha well ! ssaw that ccöm!ng, my prredd!cct!ön wass ccörrrrecct.~
-- turntechGodhead [TG] gave up trolling temptedMisery [TM] at 08:17 --
-- turntechGodhead [TG] began trolling temptedMisery [TM] at 08:18 --
[08:18] TG: wait
[08:18] TG: how the fuck
[08:18] TM: höw the fucck what ¿~
[08:19] TG: youre still pestering me or trolling me without pesterchum
[08:19] TG: cool trick bro
[08:19] TG: but thats not gonna convince me to talk to you
[08:19] TG: in fact
[08:19] TG: you hear that
[08:19] TG: thats the sound of me walkin
[08:19] TM: well nöw, ! ssee yöu have trr!edd tö öutssmarrt me, but ! ccöuldd ccarre lessss !f yöu sstöp talk!ng tö me.~
[08:20] TM: ! jusst l!ke the facct that ! fucckedd w!th yöu.~
[08:20] TG: hey
[08:20] TG: hey lets not get too intimate
[08:20] TG: i mean you didnt really fuck with me
[08:20] TG: for all intents and purposes we dont get to that until after the wedding
[08:20] TG: we havent even exchanged vows yet dude
[08:20] TG: were gonna have to hop to it to make that magic happen
[08:20] TM: well then,~
[08:21] TG: you want sparks to fly right
[08:21] TG: you want to see the strider secret moves
[08:21] TM: pfft ssparrkss, w!th yöu, yöurr messss!ng w!th me brrö.~
[08:21] TG: all your dreams coming true and unfolding in front of you like an old mans floppy phallus
[08:22] TG: no man
[08:22] TG: not me
[08:22] TG: no sirree
[08:22] TG: im not messing with anyone
[08:22] TG: this is the REAL DEAL
[08:22] TG: one hundred percent legit
[08:22] TG: were talking a lifetime of holy matrimony
[08:22] TM: nö !tss nöt, why wöuldd ! bel!eve yöu ¿~
[08:22] TG: perfecting the sacrement in our own way
[08:22] TG: or should i say desecrating
[08:23] TG: desecrating is a better word
[08:23] TM: pffft~
[08:25] TM: yöurr nöt all that grreat yöu knöw ¿ yöurr nö dd!fferrent than any ötherr human that ! messss w!th.~
-- turntechGodhead [TG] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
-- turntechGodhead [TG] changed their mood to SMOOTH  --
[08:25] TM: yöurr jusst full öf yöurrsself. andd yöu th!nk ! rrepecct that.~
[08:25] TG: what are you talking about
[08:25] TG: what we have is something special
[08:26] TG: a real spectacular union of man and space slug
[08:26] TM: nö, therre !ss nöth!ng sspecc!al. yöurr jusst messss!ng w!th me. ~
[08:26] TM: andd yöurr fa!l!ng.~
[08:27] TG: hahaha your grammar is so fucking atrocious
[08:27] TM: heheheheh, l!ke ! ccarre what yöu th!nk aböut my grrammarr.~
[08:29] TM: therre !ss nöth!ng yöu ccan ddö tö get tö me, nöpe.~
[08:29] TM: nöt a th!ng yöu ssay örr anyth!ng.~
[08:29] TG: cool story
[08:29] TG: yet again
[08:30] TM: yeah !tss a rreal ccööl sstörry.~
[08:32] TM: yöu wanna knöw what elsse !ss ccööl ¿~
[08:32] TM: the facct that yöu ccant w!n.~
[08:35] TM: ! töldd yöu ! wass gö!ng tö have a ccönverrssat!ön w!th yöu, andd ! dd!dd.~
[08:35] TM: !m ddöne herre heheheh~